1. How do you show your bestie that you love her? With a pecker-shaped lipstick (veiny shaft and all), of course.
2. And yes, wang-shaped concealer sticks exist, too.
3. This stylish knitted penis scarf will keep anyone warm during the cold, cold winter.
4. Give your friend a bar of penis soap to wash away all their love troubles this V-Day.
5. This sterling silver penis pendant (wow, that's a mouthful) can be a beautiful symbol of your friendship: always there through hard times (and not so hard times).
6. Help your bestie relax with these penis-shaped bath bombs.
7. Know someone who prefers petite-sized things? Check out these mini ween bath bombs.
8. Have a friend who needs a guiding light? Penis candles can show them the way.
9. Your friends will love getting highly pigmented penis eyeshadows on the most ~romantic~ night of the year.
10. You'll never go wrong with chocolate, so mix it up with this basket of tiny chocolate penises.
11. This reusable testicle teabag is hilarious but also highly functional.
12. If you want your friend to shine bright like a *diamond*, give her a dick highlighter.
You can get them from Bitch Slap Cosmetics for $25.
13. Try sending them a bag of gummies shaped like male genitalia.
You can order them on Dicks By Mail for $15.