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Gremlins! Gizmo is so cute and then suddenly he’s turned into this terrifying creature. As a kid it freaked me out, and as an adult I cannot watch it. They’re too freaky ?

So I had babysat my nieces in the evening and my sister and her husband had come home. I was asleep on the couch downstairs when around 3 am I was woken up by someone pounding on the front door screaming for help. My 13 year old self sprinted up the stairs and told my sister what… Read More

I got into Christianity to impress the boy I was in love with in high school. I even decided to go to a Christian university and study Worship Arts, just so he would like me. He ended up dating my best friend anyway, and now I’m in debt for going to school for two years for a degree… Read More

The title is giving me war flashbacks of the “there, they’re, and their” Facebook debacle of 2013

Throughout all three High School Musical movies, Chad bashes on Troy for his love of the performing arts

Can I add the entire cast of How I Met Your Mother? Lily and Robin constantly call other women sluts and whores. Barney and Ted see women as objects. Marshall is the only character on there that doesn’t make me cringe!

Jackson Rathbone hasn’t been apart of 100 Monkeys for several years now. Sooo that’s awkward

I used to work at Walt Disney World and this is a tale I heard from one of the attractions cast members at Pirates of the Caribbean. I guess it was the end of the night and this couple got a boat to themselves. Well halfway through the ride, the girl began giving a blowjob to her… Read More

Toy Story 3. First you sob when they all hold hands before they almost go into the incinerator. Then just when you’ve wiped away those tears you see Andy saying goodbye to his toys and realize that your heart isn’t dead, just your childhood. Thanks Pixar for making my black hole of… Read More

I worked in the Magic Kingdom in Florida and when I tell people about my time as a custodian they seem most shocked to know that we had to clean up semen sometimes. Once there was a used condom hanging from a tree in the Haunted Mansion. It really is the place where dreams come true… Read More