I would say the necklace that he gave me, which he had planned to give to his previous girlfriend before she dumped him. The 2nd would be a key lime pie that he already cut and ate from.
I used to eat margarine out of the giant Country Crock tub when I was like 5 or 6. You’d open the lid and there would be little finger holes all over the surface. *Bonus: I would lick my fingers and stick them into salt to lick off too.
When the people going at it are moaning and groaning at the weirdest parts very loudly. Yeah, he’s jiggling your boob, but calm down. It doesn’t really feel that good when they “massage” a boob like their manhandling some bread dough. The over-exaggerations are ridiculous.
My boyfriend looked me in the eyes and said "Boo" really softly. My face did the slow reaction crying where I scrunched up my face and wailed like a toddler. So much wine.
In a class with a bunch of culinary majors we went to a restaurant and ate some of this. We all agreed it was the most disgusting thing we have ever eaten.
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