1. Our Friday Night Plans
2. Ordering Takeout For A Small Family AKA You
3. Preferring To Be Alone With Your Food
4. The Real Reason We Go To Parties
5. Lies That You Eat Healthy
6. We Suck It In, All Day
7. If We Had It Our Way, Sides Would Be...
8. We Envy Thigh Gaps, Mostly Because Chub Rub
9. We Have Lots Of Regrets
10. There's Only One Thing That Excites Us
11. Falling Asleep Has Nothing On Eating
12. The Only Thing That Makes You Happy Is...
13. Nothing Will Keep You From Finishing A Meal
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