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All Aboard the Creepy Train
a rambling e-mail about how we're all doomed, due to greed and moral decay and obama, unless we get right down to prayin' (and forward this e-mail to at least 25 friends). set to lilting church hymns and featuring the image of our holy lord poised at the ready to give you a big ole' bear hug.
