The Perfect Resume

Hi, this is my resume. I need a job, all companies please contact me! My mom says I have a lot of potential. I know I am a smart guy. I am an analytical person. I have big brains. I have talent. I think a lot. I am generally a nice person…so…I need a job. I need money. I am hungry. Yours sincerely, Radulica. Via. UMORNEGRU.RO

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