Inferno is the first part of Dante's Divine Comedy that describes the poet's vision of Hell. upload.wikimedia.org / Via upload.wikimedia.org It's one of those comedies where nobody laughs. Like Miranda. But in London, that Inferno(s) is very much real. And it's in Clapham. static.designmynight.com / Via static.designmynight.com Yay, it's the Baywatch theme tune... again... (And as far as Hell goes, is there anything worse than taking the Northern Line from Clapham to Camden?) static.businessinsider.com / Via static.businessinsider.com Not at eight o'clock in the morning there isn't. So without further ado... The nine unspeakable horrors all Londoners face. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF giphy.com / Via giphy.com Brace yourself. 1. The First Circle of London Hell: The Tube Strike (Limbo). i.dailymail.co.uk / Via i.dailymail.co.uk Why is it in an age of social media, you STILL only find out no trains are running when you arrive at the station? 2. The Second Circle of London Hell: Tinder Dating (Lust). Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Dan Bryant / Via Dan Bryant Swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right. 3. The Third Circle of London Hell: The 2am kebab shop (Gluttony). wordpress.com / Via wordpress.com There's few things worse than waking up to the realisation you DID go to Chicken Cottage last night. And you DID finish it all. (And that IS Burger Sauce on your bed sheets.) 4. The Fourth Circle of London Hell: Tube Double parking (Greed). mentakingup2muchspaceonthetrain.tumblr.com / Via mentakingup2muchspaceonthetrain.tumblr.com Tut loudly and roll your eyes until those legs close. 5. The Fifth Circle of London Hell: Queue jumpers (Anger). i.dailymail.co.uk / Via i.dailymail.co.uk This isn't the school lunch queue. No you can't cut-in-and-go-one-behind either. 6. The Sixth Circle of London Hell: Karaoke with your colleagues (Heresy). Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com / Via youtube.com Especially the one girl in the group who hasn't given up on her music career and just wants to share with you her wonderful gift. 7. The Seventh Circle of London Hell: People who don't know how to use an escalator properly (Violence). Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF funnyordie.com / Via funnyordie.com One foot after the other... YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. 8. The Eighth Circle of London Hell: Flat-hunting (Fraud). anorak.co.uk / Via anorak.co.uk A STUNNING studio flat just a fifteen minute walk from that end of the Metropolitan line that's pretty much in Watford. 9. The Ninth Circle of London Hell: Group SpareRoom viewings (Treachery). Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com / Via youtube.com And yet despite all of the above, we'll still kick, scratch, claw and trample our way through just to be able to live here.