Baby Cuddles: My Giggly Monkey Dana Lillie It's like Gizmo and a chimp had a baby, and you're supposed to sleep with this at night? Lalaloopsy Babies: Diaper Surprise Dana Lillie So this is encouraging children to swallow objects, so they can poop them out... also, didn't anybody watch Coraline?? Black buttons are BAD. Ever After High: Raven Queen Best Toddler Toys / Via debenhams.scene7.com$Intprod$ Child doll or stripper? With those kicks, you can't really tell. Barbie Magic Set with App Dana Lillie Be careful, your drunk uncle is definitely going to try to use this as a lighter later on in the night. Play Doh Sweet Shoppe: Double Desserts Dana Lillie Toys like this are why kids always eat Play Doh. Lalaloopsy Babies: Jewel Sparkles Dana Lillie SERIOUSLY, CORALINE??? NOBODY??? My Little Pony: Equestria Girls Dana Lillie This toy is Tusk, horse edition. Monster High: Creepateria Dana Lillie See that tongue sticking out? Teaching kids to be picky eaters. Duck Dynasty: Dress Up Beard and Gear Dana Lillie There's a reason this is on clearance. Lego Creator: Furry Creatures Dana Lillie Say hello to the objects of my nightmares for the next two weeks. W Elite Collection: Mark Henry Dana Lillie Why wouldn't his t-shirt be included? Nerf Rebelle: Heartbreaker Bow Ebay / Via ebay.com I'm all about ladies having awesome nerf toys suited for the likes of Katniss Everdeen, but does it have to be a HEARTBREAKER bow? Can't we just have a regular one like the boys? This Scholarship Sign At The McDonalds In Wal Mart Dana Lillie Not a toy, but I don't think the encouragement of Spanglish is going to help any kiddos get into colegio, tu entiendes? Have fun sleeping at night!