1. This is what happens when you brag...
2. Cannibalism at it's finest.
3. In the car, or?
4. Her kids must be proud.
7. Thanks for the tip.
8. Well, that's one way, I guess...
10. But why?
11. Oh, Lord.
12. Well then.
13. Wow. Just, wow.
14. Must have thought long and hard about that one.
15. Coming off a bit desperate there, buddy.
17. You're joking, right?
18. At least someone cares about your safety.
19. I guess some people just like attention.
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