1. Paint me like one of your French girls.
2. I know I dropped my phone somewhere in this grass...
3. Step off the grass and I won't shoot!
4. Don't worry. The wheelbarrel won't harm my little feline friend.
5. Ahh. It's like a weight has been lifted!
6. I can work your pole anytime, anywhere.
7. Ain't nobody fresher than my clique.
8. Chillin' like a villain.
9. I feel like a kid again.
10. I knew you wouldn't fit!
11. Finally some color for my porcelain skin!
12. C'mon bunny! Andale!
13. I wonder why the bloody sun has to shine so damn bright today.
14. Maybe if we stay still it won't crush us.
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