“I eat my yogurt in my sports bra.”
“I eat my yogurt while it dribbles off the spoon.”
“I like yogurt served on a spoon covered in yogurt.”
“I eat it by wiping the bottom of the spoon on my tongue and spilling it down my shirt.”
“In front of my window in my favorite blue linen pants.”
“I like yogurt when I’m pregnant and perched in a chair.”
“I eat yogurt when it makes me regular.”
“I eat yogurt in the jungle. ROWR!”
“I eat yogurt while I say, ‘Hey!’”
“I eat yogurt while my girlfriend watches me.”
“I enjoy my yogurt while wearing pancake makeup.”
“fsdjfhsfjhs…sorry, my mouth was full!”
“I eat my yogurt while wearing rings. On every finger!”
“I eat my yogurt while sitting next to an empty fridge.”
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