DaisyDeadPetals

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.-- Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Author's Notice. This is the Facebook profile of Corey and Chris Bearden. Their lives are so incredibly packed with adventure and excitement (and babies), that only one Facebook profile can be managed by their staff at this time. This is no ordinary profile...as there has never been a more EXTRAordinary couple. They have FOUR children: Cason(13), Bella Kate(4), Canaan Levi (1), and Jett Joseph (2 months). Chris is in sales for Sunbelt Paper and Packaging in Alabaster allowing Corey to be a full-time stay at home super-mom. It is here that she uses her superb culinary skills, and extensive knowledge of child rearing, to quiet a crying baby, and corral two trouble-making (yet incredibly cute) one and four-year olds, trying to prepare the four-year old for kindergarten, all while gathering ingredients to create the most mouth-wateringly delicious dishes (turning away all calls from Food Network, as they are currently offering her an undisclosed amount of money for her talent and expertise). Despite being madly in love and so satisfyingly consumed with housework, yard work, laundry, and childcare...they begrudgingly make time for some extra-curricular activities where they brush up on skills, and train the children in martial arts. However, to relax they love to bronze their envious bodies at the beach, play organized sports, and manage the occasional bouts of crocodile wrestling. They are currently working with the children on "using their imaginations", as the both of them have never been very creative, and had trouble in school because cleverness and wit seemed a foolish waste of time. So you see, this couple is most definitely living the "American Dream". After many empty relationships and blown down picket fences, the soul-mates finally found each other, built their house out of bricks (and LOVE)...where bad wolves will never be welcome...and most definitely shot upon sight.