Everybody is a 26.5 meter long human puppet that tells the journey of life in 4 Acts: Everybody’s Born, Everybody Cries, Everybody Shits, Everybody Dies.
Sometimes I use Goldfish crackers instead of oyster crackers to make my chowder cheesy while maintaining the soup's nautical theme.
I mean, I suppose you can use Cheezits in a pinch, if you tell yourself they're the board that Rose floats on from Titanic, but I don't think you'd…Â
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