12 Soda Flavors No One Asked For

Who created fungal fruit soda?!?! Oh, it was Avery.

1. Ice Cucumber

Thanks Japan! It'll be the first time I drink a cold cucumber!

2. Bacon Soda

I didn't know drinking bacon was a thing??

3. Sweet Corn Soda

Okay that's just disgusting.

4. Pepsi Pink Soda

Yeah, I know it doesn't *sound* bad, but look at the label better. Strawberry and milk flavor?! Um...no thanks. I'll pass.

5. Salty Watermelon Soda

Okay, I can see regular watermelon soda. That's not a problem. But salty watermelon? What even is that?!

6. Teriyaki Beef Jerky Soda

Who drinks meat?!?! Especially teriyaki beef jerky? The company is even called "Beefdrinker"!!

7. Fungal Fruit Soda

Ever wanted to taste moldy fruit? Apparently, you now can!

8. Martian Poop Soda

#1. Who would drink poop from an alien? #2. Most people taste flavors before they insert them into foods. I'm guessing the creator had martian poop before??

9. Pepsi White

Once again, doesn't sound that bad, right? Looks good! But wait--there's more! The label says "Pepsi & Yogurt Flavor"??? Nope. Never mind.

10. Ranch Dressing Soda

*Throws up a little* Well, if you have some kind of...ranch...dressing....fetish(?)...well then this soda is for you!

11. Pepsi Carnival Soda

How does a carnival even tatse??

12. And the most disgustig flavor...........Christmas Ham soda!

I have no words except for one: why?