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My 3 year old is obsessed with butts. She had a meltdown in the grocery store because I wouldn't let her spank other customers. She thinks it's hilarious to not only BE spanked, but to spank mommy, daddy, and brother. She doesn't seem to grasp though, that smacking a stranger's ass… Read More

A: it's a word that people are ALWAYS gonna bitch over because someone somewhere "just cremated my grandma/uncle/goldfish! How dare you not consider my feelings!" So does the timing really matter in the grand scheme of things? B: It's a darker, gothic pallet for those of us that… Read More

Okay but if someone is a vegetarian and you purposefully sneak them meat, that's so disrespectful and definitely not okay. Whether it's a moral thing or religious or whatever, it's fucked up.

My kids are about as rambunctious as they are every summer (so, very) and it's honestly fun having someone make me get off the couch to play with. What ISNT fun is they've suddenly decided to be the pickiest eaters known to man. Do you KNOW how many chicken nuggets a child will go… Read More

For me it was Captain America (and the other movies revolving around him) that couldn't hold my attention. I love Iron Man and Thor and Spiderman, but Cap just isn't for me. I fell asleep so many times just trying to sit through his movies.

I was the bride, and at first I was very panicky and tense when planning the wedding. My maid of honor had me over to her house, poured me some wine, said "look, nothing is paid for, so it isn't too late to chill and just do what you really want." That's what I did. I'm sure without… Read More

My cousins had 2 ziplines, one short one for smaller kids, one massive one for big kids/adults. Granted, it was Oregon where if you have a yard, then you have trees that could be used for a zipline.

I had plenty of these, but mostly because my parents had no idea how to manage their money, and then I would constantly hear about bills until my parents ultimately got divorced. My dad was so proud of his air hockey table, and my siblings and I got our own robot pets. Thank God I… Read More

My 3 year old threw a fit that my 8 year old told her not to jump on his head while he laid on the couch. She then threw a fit because she isn't big enough to make daddy's recliner rock. Then because she was hungry, but only for ranch dressing.

Mystique gets a pass for practicality. Her whole thing is that she transforms: gotta be hard to morph into someone else if you have clothes on that stay the same. Plus, if I looked like that -and could get away with it legally- I'd walk around naked too. Also: men have body standards… Read More