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87 Thoughts Everyone Has While Shopping At Canadian Tire

Where my Canadian Tire money at?

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7. Why does the store continuously smell like rubber? It's like it's tire-scented.

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12. Bug spray! I definitely need some bug spray. Oh, and sunscreen! Sun safety first.

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14. Do I need a new hose? This one seems like an exceptional hose. Just look at this guy on the package with his golf course-worthy lawn.

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17. Nah, if I feed it "premium" grass seed it'll just grow faster and I'll have to mow it more often.

20. Knives! My knives are crap. Grown-ups should have a good set of knives. And I AM a grown-up.

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23. Look at all these kitchen gadgets. I'm seriously lacking on the kitchen gadget-front.

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31. So, the BBQs aren't in the home section. Where are they? WHY ARE THEY HIDING THEM FROM ME?

32. I doubt they're in the lighting section. That's a nice fixture, though.

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33. I bet it would really up the ambience of my house if I replaced all my bowl fixtures with cool, unique ones.

34. Do I know how to replace lighting fixtures? No, no I don't.

36. Portable air conditioner. That would be sweet to have in my bedroom.

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38. BUT...it's really only 30 degrees about 6 times a year and this air conditioner is, like, $500.

40. Just to see...what if they have some life-changing camping gear or something?

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42. It reminds me of summer holidays at the cottage. But I never did quite understand what that play-dough stuff is for.

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46. That's it—I'm going camping and hiking EVERY WEEKEND this summer.

47. Then I could get a really cool tent. Oooh, I wish they had tents like the ones in Harry Potter.

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51. I wonder if it's just a bad rep? They seem like they would know their stuff, being named "Canadian Tire" and all.

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55. Look at these floor mats! They're so thick and sturdy. Maybe this is where that rubber smell is coming from?

56. My floor mats look the worse for wear. I could use new ones.

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59. Okay, I just need to track someone down and ask where the BBQs are.

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61. I wonder if he likes working here? Does he go home smelling like rubber?

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67. Probably not since they don't usually own houses or decks or BBQs.

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69. Anyway, I know which one I want. It's right here in the flyer.

70. This one! Oh, beautious BBQ. I have been searching for you.

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73. So this is where everyone is the history of Canada comes on the weekend.

75. Is it weird that Canadian Tire sells tins of shortbread cookies?

76. Don't look to the side. DON'T LOOK TO THE SIDE. That's where they display things to tempt you.

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80. Remember when we were kids and they used to sell those little styrofoam airplanes by the tills?

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82. I got a sweet deal on my BBQ. Good job on making carefully thought out and smart purchases, self.

84. Whatever. ALL of those things will be needed at some point, right?

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85. AND I'm earning travel points on my credit card. So...that's like saving money towards my next holiday.

86. I don't get any Canadian Tire Money with my credit card purchase!? Lame.