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15 Funny Tweets About What Canada Thinks Of The US Right Now

Are you guys OK down there?

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1. On this general plea:

Ok America, I'm starting to get really scared about your Trump thing. Now stahp! - Kindly, little sis Canada.

2. On trips down south:

First day being in the states and I already hate it. I love Canada too much for this. It smells like Donald trump in the air.

3. On the soon-to-be formed 'Murica Watch:

Watching the presidential race in the States makes me wonder if Trump was right about the wall. Canada may need one, Game of Thrones style.

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4. On seizing opportunity:

& I will help you #buy a place! 😉 #Murica #Canada #Realtor #RealEstate #REMAX

5. On the simple truth:

I'd like to thank the States for never failing to reassure me how great Canada is

6. On being proud to be Canadian:

"Why are you so smiley" "Idk I'm Canadian" "That makes sense id be smiling if I was from Canada right now too" #murica

7. On the neighbour downstairs:

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8. On new Canadians:

July 3rd: America's a crazy corrupt country I hate it July 4th: GOD BLESS MURICA #PATRIOTISM July 5th: *packs bag & buys ticket to Canada*

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9. On Canada as the promised land:

Happy murica day friends. Now that I got that out of the way, please let me into your country Canada. I promise I won't eat all the syrup.

10. Like seriously, the #CanadianDream:

My parents to me - "we moved to America for a better life for you" Me to my future kids - "we moved to Canada for a better life for you"

11. The general consensus:

Hey America, If it's not too much trouble, could you please maybe get your fucking shit together? Sincerely, Canada p.s. Sorry.

12. On recognizing our own ~faults~:

america is a fucking problematic mess while the only wrong thing canada does is put milk in bags

13. On keeping an eye towards the future:

Canada is eagerly awaiting what will move into America's space once it goes out of business.

14. On Canadian/American relations:

Canada is friends with America in the same way that a group of girls keeps that one friend around just so that they look great in comparison

15. And finally, on what might have to happen if Trump wins:

@ColMorrisDavis Dear America, we like you as a friend & neighbour, but we're doing this. Sincerely, #Canada

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