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34 Things Canadian Parents Say That Are All Too Real

"Where's your other mitt?"

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2. "But I did draw you Napkin Man! Just use a little more imagination!"

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9. "Yes! It's -8 degrees – we're spending this beautiful day outside."

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10. "Not all snowmen have a carrot for a nose. Here, let's try this wine cork instead."

11. "Yes, we're going to the cottage this weekend. No, you can't bring Mr. Fox, Furry Pants, Elephanty, Doggie, Feathers, and Lou-Lou with you."

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13. "Do you want anything? Like, a maple glazed or Boston cream doughnut for the car ride?"

14. "You can't have an Iced Capp yet. I don't care if you're 6 years and three quarters."

15. "No, we can't order that Iron Man toy from Amazon. The shipping costs more than you."

16. "Are you sure you want All Dressed? You said it burned your tongue last time."

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17. "Happy Easter! Mommy will help put together your Kinder Surprise toy... she just needs to eat through this annoying, in-the-way chocolate first."

19. "No, we aren't getting a dog so you can play 'real life Paw Patrol.'"

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25. "Then you eat the red ones and give your brother the blue ones!"

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29. "If you aren't good, Santa might never bring you a House Hippo. Believe me — you want one."

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30. "Why are you so sticky? Were you pouring the maple syrup on your pancakes or on your hands?"

31. "Don't you put it in your mouth! (Though it might look good to eat and it might look good to taste)."

32. "When I was a kid, Franklin wasn't this weird computer-animated garbage."

33. "Of course I can read your homework! I went to French Immersion too, you know. It says... ermm... bonjour? Nevermind, ask Madame."

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