1. On being on-point:
Does anyone have a pen and also a yacht and also a Ryan Gosling that I can borrow? #trendyproblems
2. On national currency:
We can't pay in cash but we have Justin Bieber, Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds for a trade? https://t.co/HlBaYowBSc
3. On dragging up the past:
Women can love Ryan Gosling all they want, but let's not forget that he was a total liability in Remember The Titans
4. On geese:
Why doesn't it occur to me more often that Ryan Gosling's name is Ryan Baby Goose?
5. On growing up:
Psst. The real reason Ryan Gosling is taking a break from acting was to molt, mature & become Ryan Goose.
6. On priorities:
ryan gosling is my spirit animal
7. On trendsetting:
Since Ryan Gosling hosted SNL in a navy blazer and black pants, I'm going to assume all men's style rules are now null and void.
8. On not even trying to pretend:
*wife walks in on me in bed with cardboard cutout of Ryan Gosling* WIFE: o my god ME: NO ITS....exactly what it looks like. I want a divorce
9. On life goals:
If I could choose any superpower, it would probably be to have Ryan Gosling's face.
10. On stimulation:
Female Viagra commercial pitch: Ryan Gosling (in an all pink flannel) does laundry, holds a baby, listens and appreciates your view on Iran
11. On "this has gone too far":
#heyGirl Ryan Gosling is now posing for Oscar Wilde covers
12. On pipe dreams:
Lady at an Edinburgh bus stop wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with 'Ryan Gosling loves me'. I don't know the man, but I suspect it's a lie.
13. On never forget:
that one time ryan gosling basically threatened to kill himself unless rachel mcadams went out with him
14. On product placement:
Hey girl... Someone at Tops has a sense of humor. @RyanGosling
15. On dad jokes:
Dad: Ryan Gosling is hosting @nbcsnl . We should Definitely, Maybe watch. **cracks up** Me: Yeah, that's a Ryan Reynolds movie. Dad: Dammit.
16. On the best mom EVER.
I TOLD MY MOM HOW IM UPSET BECAUSE I HAVE NO ONE TO CUDDLE AND SHE SAID THAT SHE WOULD GET ME THE RYAN GOSLING BODY PILLOW GOD BLESS
17. On WTF:
I wonder if @RyanGosling knows he's on a pair of panties..w/cats
18. On being deceived:
Me: *brings girl home* Girl: *takes off 3 bras* Me: *takes off Ryan Gosling Mask* https://t.co/KiAYk3ojp4
19. And finally, this:
If ur having a bad day, here's a video of Ryan Gosling dancing at 12