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19 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets About Ryan Gosling

"Psst. The real reason Ryan Gosling is taking a break from acting is to molt, mature & become Ryan Goose."

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1. On being on-point:

Does anyone have a pen and also a yacht and also a Ryan Gosling that I can borrow? #trendyproblems

2. On national currency:

We can't pay in cash but we have Justin Bieber, Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds for a trade? https://t.co/HlBaYowBSc

3. On dragging up the past:

Women can love Ryan Gosling all they want, but let's not forget that he was a total liability in Remember The Titans

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4. On geese:

Why doesn't it occur to me more often that Ryan Gosling's name is Ryan Baby Goose?

5. On growing up:

Psst. The real reason Ryan Gosling is taking a break from acting was to molt, mature & become Ryan Goose.

6. On priorities:

7. On trendsetting:

Since Ryan Gosling hosted SNL in a navy blazer and black pants, I'm going to assume all men's style rules are now null and void.

8. On not even trying to pretend:

*wife walks in on me in bed with cardboard cutout of Ryan Gosling* WIFE: o my god ME: NO ITS....exactly what it looks like. I want a divorce

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9. On life goals:

If I could choose any superpower, it would probably be to have Ryan Gosling's face.

10. On stimulation:

Female Viagra commercial pitch: Ryan Gosling (in an all pink flannel) does laundry, holds a baby, listens and appreciates your view on Iran

11. On "this has gone too far":

#heyGirl Ryan Gosling is now posing for Oscar Wilde covers

12. On pipe dreams:

Lady at an Edinburgh bus stop wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with 'Ryan Gosling loves me'. I don't know the man, but I suspect it's a lie.

13. On never forget:

that one time ryan gosling basically threatened to kill himself unless rachel mcadams went out with him

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14. On product placement:

Hey girl... Someone at Tops has a sense of humor. @RyanGosling

15. On dad jokes:

Dad: Ryan Gosling is hosting @nbcsnl . We should Definitely, Maybe watch. **cracks up** Me: Yeah, that's a Ryan Reynolds movie. Dad: Dammit.

16. On the best mom EVER.

I TOLD MY MOM HOW IM UPSET BECAUSE I HAVE NO ONE TO CUDDLE AND SHE SAID THAT SHE WOULD GET ME THE RYAN GOSLING BODY PILLOW GOD BLESS

17. On WTF:

I wonder if @RyanGosling knows he's on a pair of panties..w/cats

18. On being deceived:

Me: *brings girl home* Girl: *takes off 3 bras* Me: *takes off Ryan Gosling Mask* https://t.co/KiAYk3ojp4

19. And finally, this:

If ur having a bad day, here's a video of Ryan Gosling dancing at 12

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