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22 Things Only People Addicted To Patio Season Will Understand

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

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And only true patio season converts will understand:

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1. You're ALWAYS up for a patio.

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It's not even a question, really.

3. You know that anything above 5° Celsius is patio weather.

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And no one can tell you otherwise.

4. And that you can't properly open patio season without one of these bad boys.

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Tradition must be observed.

5. When you and your friends are wandering around for a good space to drink, THIS is the holy grail.

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6. Because rooftop patios are the lords of all patios and should be treated as such.

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7. And if you find a rooftop patio WITH ITS OWN ROOFTOP BAR, you'll never leave.

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In fact, you've staked out patio space early with the intention of never leaving. Friends just rotate in and out.

8. Friday after work means it's time to get your butt immediately on a patio.

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So does Saturday and Sunday. Oh and Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. What? During lunch hours, obviously...

9. When someone asks you if you plan on spending a lot of time outside this summer:

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10. Finding a new—and little known–patio is like finding buried treasure.

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11. And even the smallest space can still be deemed a patio.

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Is it outside? Can you get beer there? We're good.

12. The unspoken rule is that if there's a patio, day drinking is totally acceptable.

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And if you're on a patio without a drink, are you really on a patio?

Mind. Blown.

13. Slushy drinks are the most optimal for patio day-drinking. The slushier the drink, THE BETTER.

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Adult slurpees.

14. Although a caesar is a solid choice too.

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15. But really... If it comes in a pitcher, you're ordering it.

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16. Aggressive patio-goers know that it's all about the finger food. Fork and knives need not apply.

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17. Your Instagram feed is filled with the ubiquitous "patio photo".

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Formula for optimal "patio photo": You + your drink, photo taken by the person sitting directly across from you.

Bonus points for sunglasses.

18. Brunch = mimosas on a patio.

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Eggs Benedict are optional.

19. You've learned to be careful of what you wear on a patio.

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Or you know...you've learned to apply sunscreen.

Always wear sunscreen.

20. But you'll never stop talking about how great patios are because, really, everyone loves patios.

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Babies love patios. Start them young.

21. During the summer months in Canada, patios become your second dwelling.

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A truer statement could not be made.

22. Because let's face it, they're your natural habitat. You were bred to drink under the sun in an elevated open public space.

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It's going to be a great season.

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