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16 Things You See When You Go To Tim Hortons At 6 A.M.

Sweet nectar of the gods.

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1. It's eye-blearingly early. You're awake. You look up and spot this beacon of hope:

2. And it's never seemed more true:

So you head on in and see:

3. This lineup. Because no Canadian can exist at 6 a.m. without Timmies.

4. And this guy, who just needs a double double SO SO BAD BAD.

5. Then you get to the front of the line and there's the showcase of delights.

One of each, please.

7. Because really, this kid is all of us at 6 a.m.

Gimme my doughnut.

8. There's a guy in front of you filling his HUMONGOUS coffee thermos and you're wondering why you don't have one too.

One and a half litres of coffee sounds about right.

9. You peek in the back and see that even employees aren't immune to early-morning delirium.

10. This is what you look like when you get your coffee but haven't even taken a sip:

Outta my face.

11. And just when you're about to sip up that that sweet nectar, this happens:


12. And you open your breakfast sandwich and can't even.

Because who has the energy to complain at 6 a.m.?

13. Just as you turn around to leave, you always find something you weren't expecting. At 6 a.m.

14. But you're like whatevs at least I have my coffee. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My precious.

15. And even though you still look like this:

16. The day's starting to look a little brighter.

Even if the sun is only half up.