1. NBC will replace Jimmy Fallon with Kanye West on the Tonight Show
2. Beyoncé will decide she's just not that in to Jay-Z
3. Facebook will make a new policy ONLY allowing pictures of food, babies, and birthday picture collages
4. Justin Bieber will be cast as The Bachelor
5. California will finally break off into the Pacific Ocean
6. House of Cards will get cancelled
7. Every day will be Throwback Thursday
8. Pizza will become an endangered food
9. Ryan Lochte will win a Nobel Peace Prize
10. Netflix will end instant streaming
11. Miley Cyrus will make a fragrance
12. And Leo will retire from acting
Your move, Academy.
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