1. Dog-shame a daschund.
2. Carve your love into a stately pine tree.
3. Die in a super insulting manner:
4. Treat your admirers very curtly.
5. Play a bad messenger.
6. And be optimistic to the point of flippancy.
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- Researchers have found the first identical twin puppies ever in the dog species 🐶 🐶