1. Dog-shame a daschund.
2. Carve your love into a stately pine tree.
3. Die in a super insulting manner:
4. Treat your admirers very curtly.
5. Play a bad messenger.
6. And be optimistic to the point of flippancy.
- Eric Trump said it took "courage" for his father to refrain from bringing up Bill Clinton's infidelity during Monday's presidential debate.
- As a perpetually plugged-in, texting, swiping, selfie-taking human being, you might be damaging your body without realizing it.
- The Senate voted to override President Obama's veto of a bill that would allow families of 9/11 victims to sue Saudi Arabia.