1. Dog-shame a daschund.
2. Carve your love into a stately pine tree.
3. Die in a super insulting manner:
4. Treat your admirers very curtly.
5. Play a bad messenger.
6. And be optimistic to the point of flippancy.
- The FBI is investigating Hillary Clinton's private email server after it found new Clinton-related emails while looking into Anthony Weiner's sexting.
- An American Airlines plane caught on fire on the runway Friday afternoon at Chicago's O'Hare airport.
- Russia has been blocked from serving on the UN Human Rights Council in a surprising vote.
- A woman's 85-year-old grandpa was the flower girl at her wedding ❤️