1. Dog-shame a daschund.
2. Carve your love into a stately pine tree.
3. Die in a super insulting manner:
4. Treat your admirers very curtly.
5. Play a bad messenger.
6. And be optimistic to the point of flippancy.
- Immigrants are worried two government memos are laying the groundwork for the deportation force Trump promised on the campaign trail.
- A US federal judge ruled that Texas can't cut Planned Parenthood out of its Medicaid program.
- The UK Supreme Court ruled that it's legal for the government to keep couples apart because of their income.
- Yalla! You can now download a new Arab emoji keyboard that includes a belly dancer, Oman Chips, and more 👏