"I had to screw a few salamanders before I found a decent guy!"
Arched eyebrows + quick camera cuts while talking sarcastically.
Waiting for a drink at the punch line? The punchline never came.
"Son, I'm doing this for your own good." [DELETES INTERNET EXPLORER ICON]
"Is spring finally here?" dot com slash NOPE dot jpg.
"Here's a fistful of Tylenol. Your copay is $500,000."
You will always feel 19 until you're 30. Honest comics about aging.
Cringe in the corner and feel really badly about yourself.
We all need to be mildly rude sometimes. Comics by Cyanide And Happiness!