Top of the marning to ya. That was me pretending to be Irish. Anyway....
Can we talk about how underrated it is to shop at Sears?
Yes, that Sears.
You might be thinking, "isn't that place an abandoned wasteland?"
You are sadly mistaken. It's a shopping utopia.
Treat Yo Self.
First off, the mattresses? Hello?
Plus, where else can you get a reasonably priced pair of Levi's 501s? How else am I gonna look like my main man, Mac Demarco?
Why would I ever set foot in a place that has this?
Ooh girl, just let me have my Sears time.
Not to mention that Sears has been around since time began, so there's no reason not to trust them.
Can you say "birthplace of the awkward family photo"?
I'm all ears when we're talkin' Sears.
Now let me be me and engage in some clutch Sears-assisted retail therapy.
Sears me, baby!
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