He's a 10 but he's an "alpha male." No, homie, you're not.
It's like the "If you have to ask the price you can't afford it." If you have to assert that you're an "alpha," you are small and insecure and were probably not hugged enough as a child.
I had a friend who auditioned for the Bachelorette. He was a really good-looking dude with a "southern boy" personality, so he made it all the way to final-round auditions in LA. He confirmed that it's super staged, and said the restrictions they place on the contestants are so…Â
I'm a "geriatric" millenial, my bf is a young Gen Xer. The ROFL emoji is by FAR the most Gen X emoji. His work Slack is filled with it. His friends send it constantly. A simple "lol" will do, fam.
I'm surprised people don't seem to use the side-eye as much as my friends and…Â
I love all the ones that are like, "Well, I've never tried it, but it SOUNDS gross." Grow up.
I will allow an exception for the jello molds. I would be willing to try one, but they do, indeed, sound disgusting.
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