“I will perform both halves of the Romeo and Juliet balcony scene, complete with different voices.” -B.J. H., Lowell, IN
“I pledge to not shave my beard until the Cubs get to a .500 record this season.” -Matt A., Chicago
“I’ll commemorate all Cubs retired numbers in a tattoo if the Cubs have less than 5 errors in the month of April.” -Grant A., DeKalb, IL
“I pledge to cover myself in honey and go for a walk in the woods if Cubs win 10 in a row!” -Paul D., Chicago
“I pledge to shave my head if the Cubs sweep the Cardinals in April. And I love my hair.” -Brett T., Chicago
“I pledge to walk from Wrigley Field to St. Louis (Cardinals) and leave a goat tied to the front door of the stadium.” -Cindy C., Aurora, IL
“If the Cubs win, I will eat 10 Game of the Week hot dogs at Hot Doug’s, in one sitting!” -Anne T., Chicago
“I will run a mile in the offseason for every Cubs win. i.e. 75 wins = 75 miles between season’s end and Opening Day.” -Sarah S., Chicago
“I pledge to eat 3 fully vegetarian meals a week if the Cubs win the Pennant.” -Chris B., Chicago
“I will name my first 2 children Clark and Addison!” -Austin F., Lake Villa, IL
“I pledge to quit playing Warcraft for good.” -Denver B., Berwyn, IL
“I would sell my soul to Satan for a World Series victory in my lifetime.” -Aaron M., Portage, IN
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