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11 Of The Hardest "Would You Rather" Sex Vs. Food Questions

Deliciously hard.

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    Receive oral sex from your celebrity crush for one week straight?
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    Or receive a lifetime supply of McDonald's French fries?
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    Only be allowed to have sex once a year?
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    Or only be allowed to have takeout once a year?
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    Never be able to masturbate again?
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    Or never be able to eat pizza again?
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    Have your parents walk in on you during a threeway?
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    Or accidentally bite your cheek every time you eat for the rest of your life?
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    Eat eight people out in a row?
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    Or eat an octopus, straight up?
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    Have a stranger watch you have sex just once?
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    Have a stranger watch you eat meals for one year?
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    Use a sex toy you found on the floor of a clean-looking pharmacy?
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    Eat a burger you found next to a dumpster in an alley?
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    Give up sex for the rest of your life?
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    Or give up chocolate for the rest of your life?
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    Have sex in a dirty, smelly, public bathroom?
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    Or eat your lunch in a dirty, smelly, public bathroom.
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    Try every single sex position in the Kama Sutra?
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    Or try every single cheeseburger in America?
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    Have sex with a hot celebrity, but never get to see their face and body?
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    Or eat the greatest meal of your life and then get diarrhea?