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14 "Would You Rather" Marvel Men Sex Vs. Food Questions That Will Make You Question Everything

Infinity food war.

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  1. 1. Would you rather:

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    Have a private make-out session with Peter Quill once a week?
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    Via Gordon Ramsay / youtube.com
    Or have Gordon Ramsay as your own private chef once a week?
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1. Would you rather:
  1. Have a private make-out session with Peter Quill once a week?
     
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    Have a private make-out session with Peter Quill once a week?
  2. Or have Gordon Ramsay as your own private chef once a week?
     
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    Or have Gordon Ramsay as your own private chef once a week?
  1. 2. Would you rather:

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    Eat good, but not great, sushi off of M'Baku's naked body?
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    Via Getty
    Or have an all-you-can-eat session of the world's BEST sushi for free?
    Via Getty
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2. Would you rather:
  1. Eat good, but not great, sushi off of M'Baku's naked body?
     
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    Eat good, but not great, sushi off of M'Baku's naked body?
  2. Or have an all-you-can-eat session of the world's BEST sushi for free?
     
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    Or have an all-you-can-eat session of the world's BEST sushi for free?
  1. 3. Would you rather:

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    Have the hottest sex of your life, but for one night only, with Thor?
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    Via Getty
    Or have a free lifetime supply of pizza?
    Via Getty
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3. Would you rather:
  1. Have the hottest sex of your life, but for one night only, with Thor?
     
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    Have the hottest sex of your life, but for one night only, with Thor?
  2. Or have a free lifetime supply of pizza?
     
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    Or have a free lifetime supply of pizza?
  1. 4. Would you rather:

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    Try every single sex position in the Kama Sutra with Captain America?
    Via Marvel
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    Via Getty
    Or try every single cheeseburger in America?
    Via Getty
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4. Would you rather:
  1. Try every single sex position in the Kama Sutra with Captain America?
     
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    Try every single sex position in the Kama Sutra with Captain America?
  2. Or try every single cheeseburger in America?
     
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    Or try every single cheeseburger in America?
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  1. 5. Would you rather:

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    Do it doggy-style with Black Panther under a beautiful waterfall?
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    Via Getty
    Or have any cheese you want appear whenever you want at just the snap of your fingers?
    Via Getty
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5. Would you rather:
  1. Do it doggy-style with Black Panther under a beautiful waterfall?
     
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    Do it doggy-style with Black Panther under a beautiful waterfall?
  2. Or have any cheese you want appear whenever you want at just the snap of your fingers?
     
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    Or have any cheese you want appear whenever you want at just the snap of your fingers?
  1. 6. Would you rather:

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    Receive oral sex from Loki whenever you wanted it?
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    Via houseofhaos / instagram.com
    Or get to dine at all the best restaurants in the world whenever you wanted to?
    Via houseofhaos / instagram.com
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6. Would you rather:
  1. Receive oral sex from Loki whenever you wanted it?
     
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    Receive oral sex from Loki whenever you wanted it?
  2. Or get to dine at all the best restaurants in the world whenever you wanted to?
     
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    Or get to dine at all the best restaurants in the world whenever you wanted to?
  1. 7. Would you rather:

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    Have sex with Killmonger, but never get to see his face and body?
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    Via Getty
    Or eat the greatest meal of your life and then get diarrhea?
    Via Getty
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7. Would you rather:
  1. Have sex with Killmonger, but never get to see his face and body?
     
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    Have sex with Killmonger, but never get to see his face and body?
  2. Or eat the greatest meal of your life and then get diarrhea?
     
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    Or eat the greatest meal of your life and then get diarrhea?
  1. 8. Would you rather:

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    Join the mile-high club with Falcon?
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    Via Getty
    Or have genuinely delicious food every time you fly for the rest of your life?
    Via Getty
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8. Would you rather:
  1. Join the mile-high club with Falcon?
     
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    Join the mile-high club with Falcon?
  2. Or have genuinely delicious food every time you fly for the rest of your life?
     
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    Or have genuinely delicious food every time you fly for the rest of your life?
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  1. 9. Would you rather:

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    Have super hot sex with Bruce Banner, only to have him turn into the Hulk as he climaxes?
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    Via Getty
    Or be eating the greatest meal of your life, only to bite your cheek so bad, you have to go to the hospital?
    Via Getty
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9. Would you rather:
  1. Have super hot sex with Bruce Banner, only to have him turn into the Hulk as he climaxes?
     
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    Have super hot sex with Bruce Banner, only to have him turn into the Hulk as he climaxes?
  2. Or be eating the greatest meal of your life, only to bite your cheek so bad, you have to go to the hospital?
     
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    Or be eating the greatest meal of your life, only to bite your cheek so bad, you have to go to the hospital?
  1. 10. Would you rather:

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    Be tied up by Dr. Strange and have him stimulate and pleasure you for days?
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    Via Getty
    Or receive a one-year supply of your favorite French fries?
    Via Getty
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10. Would you rather:
  1. Be tied up by Dr. Strange and have him stimulate and pleasure you for days?
     
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    Be tied up by Dr. Strange and have him stimulate and pleasure you for days?
  2. Or receive a one-year supply of your favorite French fries?
     
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    Or receive a one-year supply of your favorite French fries?
  1. 11. Would you rather:

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    "69" with Hogun, but with a stranger watching, just once?
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    Via Getty
    Or have a bunch of strangers watch you eat all your meals for a year?
    Via Getty
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11. Would you rather:
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    "69" with Hogun, but with a stranger watching, just once?
  2. Or have a bunch of strangers watch you eat all your meals for a year?
     
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    Or have a bunch of strangers watch you eat all your meals for a year?
  1. 12. Would you rather:

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    Get to third base with Heimdall, but then accidentally fart?
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    Via Getty
    Or only be able to get delivery three more times in your life?
    Via Getty
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12. Would you rather:
  1. Get to third base with Heimdall, but then accidentally fart?
     
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    Get to third base with Heimdall, but then accidentally fart?
  2. Or only be able to get delivery three more times in your life?
     
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    Or only be able to get delivery three more times in your life?
  1. 13. Would you rather:

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    Have sex in a dirty, smelly, public bathroom with Iron Man?
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    Via Getty
    Or eat the world's greatest ice cream in a dirty, smelly, public, bathroom?
    Via Getty
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13. Would you rather:
  1. Have sex in a dirty, smelly, public bathroom with Iron Man?
     
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    Have sex in a dirty, smelly, public bathroom with Iron Man?
  2. Or eat the world's greatest ice cream in a dirty, smelly, public, bathroom?
     
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    Or eat the world's greatest ice cream in a dirty, smelly, public, bathroom?
  1. 14. And finally, would you rather:

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    Have your parents walk in on you during a three-way with Captain America and Bucky Barnes?
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    Or give up every form of chocolate for the rest of your life?
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14. And finally, would you rather:
  1. Have your parents walk in on you during a three-way with Captain America and Bucky Barnes?
     
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    Have your parents walk in on you during a three-way with Captain America and Bucky Barnes?
  2. Or give up every form of chocolate for the rest of your life?
     
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    Or give up every form of chocolate for the rest of your life?
 
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