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Updated on May 26, 2019. Posted on Jul 11, 2018

14 "Would You Rather" Marvel Men Sex Vs. Food Questions That Will Make You Question Everything

Infinity food war.

  1. 1. Would you rather:

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1. Would you rather:
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    Have a private make-out session with Peter Quill once a week?
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    Or have Gordon Ramsay as your own private chef once a week?
  1. 2. Would you rather:

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2. Would you rather:
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    Eat good, but not great, sushi off of M'Baku's naked body?
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    Or have an all-you-can-eat session of the world's BEST sushi for free?
  1. 3. Would you rather:

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    Have the hottest sex of your life, but for one night only, with Thor?
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    Or have a free lifetime supply of pizza?
  1. 4. Would you rather:

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4. Would you rather:
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    Try every single sex position in the Kama Sutra with Captain America?
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    Or try every single cheeseburger in America?
  1. 5. Would you rather:

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5. Would you rather:
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    Do it doggy-style with Black Panther under a beautiful waterfall?
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    Or have any cheese you want appear whenever you want at just the snap of your fingers?
  1. 6. Would you rather:

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6. Would you rather:
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    Receive oral sex from Loki whenever you wanted it?
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    Or get to dine at all the best restaurants in the world whenever you wanted to?
  1. 7. Would you rather:

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7. Would you rather:
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    Have sex with Killmonger, but never get to see his face and body?
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    Or eat the greatest meal of your life and then get diarrhea?
  1. 8. Would you rather:

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8. Would you rather:
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    Join the mile-high club with Falcon?
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    Or have genuinely delicious food every time you fly for the rest of your life?
  1. 9. Would you rather:

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9. Would you rather:
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    Have super hot sex with Bruce Banner, only to have him turn into the Hulk as he climaxes?
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    Or be eating the greatest meal of your life, only to bite your cheek so bad, you have to go to the hospital?
  1. 10. Would you rather:

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10. Would you rather:
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    Be tied up by Dr. Strange and have him stimulate and pleasure you for days?
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    Or receive a one-year supply of your favorite French fries?
  1. 11. Would you rather:

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11. Would you rather:
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    "69" with Hogun, but with a stranger watching, just once?
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    Or have a bunch of strangers watch you eat all your meals for a year?
  1. 12. Would you rather:

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12. Would you rather:
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    Get to third base with Heimdall, but then accidentally fart?
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    Or only be able to get delivery three more times in your life?
  1. 13. Would you rather:

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13. Would you rather:
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    Have sex in a dirty, smelly, public bathroom with Iron Man?
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    Or eat the world's greatest ice cream in a dirty, smelly, public, bathroom?
  1. 14. And finally, would you rather:

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14. And finally, would you rather:
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    Have your parents walk in on you during a three-way with Captain America and Bucky Barnes?
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    Or give up every form of chocolate for the rest of your life?

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