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These "Would You Rather" Marvel Men Sex Questions Are Almost Impossible To Answer

This quiz is harder than Thanos's ass.

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  1. 1. Would you rather...

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    Face-dive into Captain America's chest?
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    Face-dive into Captain America's chest?
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    Or Thor's back?
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    Or Thor's back?
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1. Would you rather...
  1. Face-dive into Captain America's chest?
     
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    Face-dive into Captain America's chest?
  2. Or Thor's back?
     
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    Or Thor's back?
  1. 2. Would you rather...

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    Give M'Baku a hot oil massage?
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    Give M'Baku a hot oil massage?
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    Or receive a hot oil massage from Thanos?
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    Or receive a hot oil massage from Thanos?
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2. Would you rather...
  1. Give M'Baku a hot oil massage?
     
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    Give M'Baku a hot oil massage?
  2. Or receive a hot oil massage from Thanos?
     
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    Or receive a hot oil massage from Thanos?
  1. 3. Would you rather...

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    Have the greatest sex of your life for just one night only with Peter Quill?
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    Have the greatest sex of your life for just one night only with Peter Quill?
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    Or just "OK" sex for one week straight with Ant-Man?
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    Or just "OK" sex for one week straight with Ant-Man?
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3. Would you rather...
  1. Have the greatest sex of your life for just one night only with Peter Quill?
     
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    Have the greatest sex of your life for just one night only with Peter Quill?
  2. Or just
     
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    Or just "OK" sex for one week straight with Ant-Man?
  1. 4. Would you rather...

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    Receive oral sex from Loki?
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    Receive oral sex from Loki?
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    Or give oral sex to Killmonger?
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    Or give oral sex to Killmonger?
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4. Would you rather...
  1. Receive oral sex from Loki?
     
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    Receive oral sex from Loki?
  2. Or give oral sex to Killmonger?
     
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    Or give oral sex to Killmonger?
  1. 5. Would you rather...

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    Do it doggy-style with Heimdall on Asgard's Rainbow Bridge?
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    Do it doggy-style with Heimdall on Asgard's Rainbow Bridge?
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    Or with Iron Man on Stark Tower's helipad?
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    Or with Iron Man on Stark Tower's helipad?
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5. Would you rather...
  1. Do it doggy-style with Heimdall on Asgard's Rainbow Bridge?
     
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    Do it doggy-style with Heimdall on Asgard's Rainbow Bridge?
  2. Or with Iron Man on Stark Tower's helipad?
     
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    Or with Iron Man on Stark Tower's helipad?
  1. 6. Would you rather...

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    "69" with Black Panther on his throne?
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    "69" with Black Panther on his throne?
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    Or pleasure yourself with the Winter Soldier's arm...while he watches?
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    Or pleasure yourself with the Winter Soldier's arm...while he watches?
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6. Would you rather...
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    "69" with Black Panther on his throne?
  2. Or pleasure yourself with the Winter Soldier's arm...while he watches?
     
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    Or pleasure yourself with the Winter Soldier's arm...while he watches?
  1. 7. Would you rather...

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    Have sex with Bruce Banner, but have him change into the Hulk right before he climaxes?
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    Have sex with Bruce Banner, but have him change into the Hulk right before he climaxes?
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    Or have sex with Dr. Strange and have him drop you in a portal just as you climax?
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    Or have sex with Dr. Strange and have him drop you in a portal just as you climax?
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7. Would you rather...
  1. Have sex with Bruce Banner, but have him change into the Hulk right before he climaxes?
     
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    Have sex with Bruce Banner, but have him change into the Hulk right before he climaxes?
  2. Or have sex with Dr. Strange and have him drop you in a portal just as you climax?
     
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    Or have sex with Dr. Strange and have him drop you in a portal just as you climax?
  1. 8. Would you rather...

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    Be tied up and pleasured by The Grandmaster?
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    Be tied up and pleasured by The Grandmaster?
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    Or blindfolded and spanked by The Collector?
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    Or blindfolded and spanked by The Collector?
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8. Would you rather...
  1. Be tied up and pleasured by The Grandmaster?
     
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    Be tied up and pleasured by The Grandmaster?
  2. Or blindfolded and spanked by The Collector?
     
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    Or blindfolded and spanked by The Collector?
  1. 9. Would you rather...

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    Join the mile-high club with Falcon?
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    Join the mile-high club with Falcon?
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    Or Hawkeye?
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    Or Hawkeye?
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9. Would you rather...
  1. Join the mile-high club with Falcon?
     
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    Join the mile-high club with Falcon?
  2. Or Hawkeye?
     
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    Or Hawkeye?
  1. 10. Would you rather...

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    Have 10-hour tantric sex with Vision?
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    Have 10-hour tantric sex with Vision?
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    Or 1 minute of really, rough, bang-your-head-against-the-headboard sex with Quicksilver?
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    Or 1 minute of really, rough, bang-your-head-against-the-headboard sex with Quicksilver?
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10. Would you rather...
  1. Have 10-hour tantric sex with Vision?
     
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    Have 10-hour tantric sex with Vision?
  2. Or 1 minute of really, rough, bang-your-head-against-the-headboard sex with Quicksilver?
     
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    Or 1 minute of really, rough, bang-your-head-against-the-headboard sex with Quicksilver?
  1. 11. And finally, would you rather...

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    Have a three-way with Captain America and the Winter Soldier?
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    Have a three-way with Captain America and the Winter Soldier?
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    Or Thor and Heimdall?
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    Or Thor and Heimdall?
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11. And finally, would you rather...
  1. Have a three-way with Captain America and the Winter Soldier?
     
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    Have a three-way with Captain America and the Winter Soldier?
  2. Or Thor and Heimdall?
     
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    Or Thor and Heimdall?

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