1. This bread that was gutted just to become a "cooler" for...other bread?
2. This bread that was made into a monster of a sandwich:
3. This bread that's been unnecessarily stuffed with cookies:
4. This bread that's been infected by a pair of glasses:
5. This bread that doesn't deserve to be topped by a doughnut:
6. This bread that belongs in a belly, not on some feet:
7. This bread that's surrounded by a bunch of nastiness:
8. This bread that deserved better than a peanut butter-Flamin' Hot combo:
9. This bread that was wasted on a fucking pun:
10. This bread that probably wanted more than this hot mess:
11. This bread that's been stabbed with a guitar pick. A GUITAR PICK:
12. This bread that has been combined with two things it doesn't belong with:
13. This bread that was infiltrated by some other bread:
14. This bread that didn't even get the dignity of melted butter:
15. This bread, on bread, on bread sandwich that's just...no:
16. This machine designed to slice bread that pretty much just massacred it instead:
If this actually worked, it would actually be cool.