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    Posted on Dec 22, 2017

    17 Of The Absolutely Fucking Worst Things That Have Ever Happened To Bread

    The breadwinner you are not, sir.

    1. This bread that was gutted just to become a "cooler" for...other bread?

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    I mean the sandwiches inside are cute, but...what a waste?

    2. This bread that was made into a monster of a sandwich:

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    Choking just looking at this.

    3. This bread that's been unnecessarily stuffed with cookies:

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    Sigh.

    4. This bread that's been infected by a pair of glasses:

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    "Honey, have you seen my glasses?"

    5. This bread that doesn't deserve to be topped by a doughnut:

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    Sweet Christ.

    6. This bread that belongs in a belly, not on some feet:

    I know, I know, "loafers," but like...come on.

    7. This bread that's surrounded by a bunch of nastiness:

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    That's herring on top of the bread, in case you're wondering. ::vomits::

    8. This bread that deserved better than a peanut butter-Flamin' Hot combo:

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    STOP.

    9. This bread that was wasted on a fucking pun:

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    It's a GINGERBREAD HOUSE, get it?!

    10. This bread that probably wanted more than this hot mess:

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    Not even sure what that creamy-looking stuff is, TBH.

    11. This bread that's been stabbed with a guitar pick. A GUITAR PICK:

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    No toothpick? No problem...apparently.

    12. This bread that has been combined with two things it doesn't belong with:

    Fancy AF.

    13. This bread that was infiltrated by some other bread:

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    Okay, this one is kinda cute.

    14. This bread that didn't even get the dignity of melted butter:

    This is the type of "food" my brother makes himself

    And like, ravioli? Really?!

    15. This bread, on bread, on bread sandwich that's just...no:

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    Or a "toast sandwich" if you prefer.

    16. This machine designed to slice bread that pretty much just massacred it instead:

    If this actually worked, it would actually be cool.

    17. And finally, this bread that literally ended up in the shitter:

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    So rude.