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    Posted on Sep 21, 2015

    17 Creepy Old Halloween Costumes With Prices That Will Truly Scare You

    You'll be glad you kept that old Chewbacca mask.

    Hey, remember back in the day when Halloween costumes looked like this?

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    And remember sweating because that plastic definitely did not breathe???

    Originally, these creepy masks and cheap vinyl sack things were created by Ben Cooper as affordable Halloween costumes. But today, they go for quite a bit more...

    1. Dream Glow Barbie, $99.99

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    Less a dream, more a nightmare.

    2. The Flash, $495.00

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    In case you weren't sure who it was, there's his name. Twice.

    3. Skeletor, $129.99

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    Complete the look with your own scrawny child arms!

    4. The Green Hornet $799.99

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    No word on how much Kato costs.

    5. Muppet Babies Miss Piggy, $89.99

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    Good luck getting all those plastic wrinkles out.

    6. Chewbacca, $207.00

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    Somewhere George Lucas is planning a CG revamp of that fur.

    7. Wonder Woman, $50.00

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    Wonder what those soulless eyes are thinking?

    8. Lady Lovely Locks, $129.99

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    If the kids from The Purge decided to do rainbow hair.

    9. Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes, $200.00

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    You damn, dirty costume.

    10. Captain America, $175.00

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    No extra charge for the stains.

    11. Morticia Addams, $149.95

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    Don't recall her necklace looking like the Bacardi logo though...

    12. Dr. Strange, $499.99

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    Strange would actually be the nicest way to put this.

    13. Dr. Doom, $199.99

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    "Give me all your caaaaaaandy!!"

    14. Cleopatra (with a gilded face?!), $100.00

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    How Viserys Targaryen.

    15. The Joker, $250.00

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    HA HA HA

    16. Donald Duck, $69.99

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    "I'm in a cardboard box of emotions!!"

    17. And finally, Captain Stubing (yes, CAPTAIN STUBING) from The Love Boat, $129.99

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    The poor child who had to wear this one. :-(

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