16 Unholy Pizzas That Will Probably Upset You (But Not Me)

Beef Wellington–stuffed crust? Yeah, I'd eat that.

1. This pizza has an illegible message, but I'd still eat it.

Told them to write congrats on the pizza in ranch from funny

2. Yeah, I'd even eat this Frankensteined mess.

Pizza & Cookies from funny

3. And this abomination.

Fuck it. Pizza quesadilla from funny

4. Because, here's the thing, I'm trash. Like this mess.

I wanted pizza... from funny

5. And yeah, I'd fuck with weird toppings like kiwi.

Kiwi pizza from a Danish pizzeria, an unholy abomination from shittyfoodporn

6. Even ones that would cause my heart to skip a beat...or 10.

Prime rib burger wedged between two slices of three-cheese papa johns pepperoni and meatball pizza. from shittyfoodporn

7. Did I mention that I would seriously try any kind of pizza? I'd definitely try this.

Made a detroit style buffalo chicken pizza with dino nuggets and A LOT of bleu cheese from shittyfoodporn

8. Heck, I don't even really need the sauce. I'd try this, too.

Co-worker ordered this monstrosity for our pizza lunch from shittyfoodporn

9. Pickle pizza? Good to go.

"Limited Time Special" Pickle Pizza by a local pizzeria from shittyfoodporn

10. Giant BUBBLE on a pizza? What's not to love?

WTF is wrong with that pizza? from shittyfoodporn

11. "Pizza" on a cracker is borderline, but I'll let it pass.

Pizza on a cracker (the sauce is ketchup and hot sauce) from shittyfoodporn

12. Ikea as a pizza also sounds like it'd be pretty good. Not gonna lie.

Swedish meatball and mashed potato pizza topped with lingonberry jam from shittyfoodporn

13. LMAO, this one is a combination of two things I love. So YEAH, I'm gonna try it.

Pepperoni Pizza Ramen from shittyfoodporn

14. BEEF WELLINGTON–STUFFED CRUST? It fancy. I eat.

idk if this counts, kinda the opposite of this sub, beef wellington stuffed crust pizza from shittyfoodporn

15. Look, let's be real: Any pizza is great pizza and worth trying, even if only once...

Garlic fry pizza. I feel like this could be good if you’re drunk, but otherwise no. from shittyfoodporn

16. ...except for this. This is just a fucking mess.

Love me some peppers on my pizza from funny

H/T: r/shittyfoodporn and r/funny.