1. When you have a moment of self-realization...too late:
2. When you find *another* grey hair:
3. When you want to pre-game before going to a dinner party (because you need SOMETHING to tide you over):
4. When your body starts to break down:
5. Seriously:
6. When your 30s didn't turn out as ~fabulous~ as TV made you think it would be:
7. And when TV just seems straight-up rude:
8. When how you feel inside doesn't match how you feel outside:
9. When you try to keep up with the youths:
10. When you're at the point where the ~little things~ just make you happy...
11. ...particularly bed time:
12. When you realize you're too old to waste any more time:
13. And when you're really just being honest:
14. When there's just one more reason to hate birthdays:
15. When you'd really rather not celebrate anymore birthdays:
16. When you realize you're slowly turning into a "get off my lawn" person:
17. When you wonder WTF happened to all your friends:
18. When you are being very honest:
19. And finally, when you're the oldest person in a room:
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