1.
When you have a moment of self-realization...too late:
2.
When you find *another* grey hair:
3.
When you want to pre-game before going to a dinner party (because you need SOMETHING to tide you over):
4.
When your body starts to break down:
6.
When your 30s didn't turn out as ~fabulous~ as TV made you think it would be:
7.
And when TV just seems straight-up rude:
8.
When how you feel inside doesn't match how you feel outside:
9.
When you try to keep up with the youths:
10.
When you're at the point where the ~little things~ just make you happy...
11.
...particularly bed time:
12.
When you realize you're too old to waste any more time:
13.
And when you're really just being honest:
14.
When there's just one more reason to hate birthdays:
15.
When you'd really rather not celebrate anymore birthdays:
16.
When you realize you're slowly turning into a "get off my lawn" person:
17.
When you wonder WTF happened to all your friends:
18.
When you are being very honest:
19.
And finally, when you're the oldest person in a room:
