1. When you have a moment of self-realization...too late:

2. When you find *another* grey hair:

3. When you want to pre-game before going to a dinner party (because you need SOMETHING to tide you over):

4. When your body starts to break down:

5. Seriously:

6. When your 30s didn't turn out as ~fabulous~ as TV made you think it would be:
7. And when TV just seems straight-up rude:

8. When how you feel inside doesn't match how you feel outside:

9. When you try to keep up with the youths:
10. When you're at the point where the ~little things~ just make you happy...

11. ...particularly bed time:

12. When you realize you're too old to waste any more time:

13. And when you're really just being honest:

14. When there's just one more reason to hate birthdays:

15. When you'd really rather not celebrate anymore birthdays:

16. When you realize you're slowly turning into a "get off my lawn" person:

17. When you wonder WTF happened to all your friends:

18. When you are being very honest:

19. And finally, when you're the oldest person in a room:
