1. This pedicure perfectionist who's killing time and stinking up the gate.
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*Plugs nose.*
2. And this nail trimming traveler who needs to cut it out. Seriously.
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Would you like peanuts, pretzels or nail clippings?
3. This person who thinks their seat back pocket is a shoe rack.
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News flash: it's not.
4. This traveler who actually placed their feet inside the seat pocket.
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"Honey, my in flight magazine smells like feet."
5. Which is only marginally better than whoever left this used diaper in their seat back pocket.
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"Well my in flight magazine smells like shit. Literally."
6. This flexible soul who's confused their head with their feet.
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That can't possibly be good for your back.
7. And this traveler who's doing the same, but with sole.
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Still not okay.
8. This person who thinks the tray table doubles as a foot rest.
9. And this person who kept their shoes on because clearly the tray table is dirty.
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'Cause you know, people put their feet on there!
10. The traveler who let this work of art happen.
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"I'd prefer a seat with Crayola art, thank you."
11. And whoever let this tray table mosaic happen.
12. This traveler who left their own abstract work of garbage art behind.
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Is this a dumpster or a plane?
13. This exercise enthusiast who's transformed the aisle into a gym.
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Seven minute abs!
14. This customer whose comfort is more important than your bladder.
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Perhaps there's a toll?
15. This lusciously locked traveler whose hair is the only entertainment anyone needs.
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"It's okay, my screen wasn't working anyway."
16. And this person who seriously needs to get a grip.
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"Yay, it's The Hand Show! My favorite!!"
17. This traveler who needs a serious reminder that they're not at home.
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At least their seat belt is on?
18. This traveler who wants you to know you're inhaling their recycled sweaty shoe air.
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Now would be a good time for that oxygen mask.
19. And this overeager traveler who's determined to get their luggage before you.
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"MUST. BE. FIRST. TO. GET. BAG."