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    This Is How You Actually Have A Happy Halloween

    So easy anyone can do it.

    1. Buy an oversized bag of Halloween candy.

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    Or more. Do whatever feels right to you in the moment.

    2. Pour the entire bag into one giant bowl.

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    If you don't have one giant bowl, several smaller ones will work too.

    3. At this point, you may start to hear the rumblings of activity outside.

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    Laughter and screaming are all telltale signs to listen out for.

    4. But don't panic.

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    It will all be okay.

    5. Quickly find your favorite horror film on Netflix.

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    Not into horror movies? Feel free to substitute with your favorite genre.

    6. Then lock the doors.

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    Safety first.

    7. Switch off the lights.

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    This is one of the most important steps, so don't miss it.

    8. Grab your oversized bowl of delicious Halloween candy...

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    Or the several small bowls. Again, there is no wrong way to do this.

    9. ...and enjoy the perfect Halloween night in the comfort of your own home, away from children, parties, and basically the entire world with your giant bowl of candy that you don't have to share with anyone else.

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    Now that is a happy Halloween.

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