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    This Is How You Actually Have A Happy Halloween

    So easy anyone can do it.

    1. Buy an oversized bag of Halloween candy.

    2. Pour the entire bag into one giant bowl.

    3. At this point, you may start to hear the rumblings of activity outside.

    4. But don't panic.

    5. Quickly find your favorite horror film on Netflix.

    6. Then lock the doors.

    7. Switch off the lights.

    8. Grab your oversized bowl of delicious Halloween candy...

    9. ...and enjoy the perfect Halloween night in the comfort of your own home, away from children, parties, and basically the entire world with your giant bowl of candy that you don't have to share with anyone else.