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17 Thirtysomethings Who Have This Whole Weekend Thing Figured Out

There's more than one type of three-way, FYI.

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1. This thirtysomething who ~really~ knows how to use their hands on Friday nights.

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"I'd like to buy a vowel. O, as in the sound I made your mother make last night."

2. Or this thirtysomething who likes their Fridays kinda rough.

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"Mr. Grey will see you now...if you're still awake."

3. This thirtysomething who knows just where to stick it in for an extra hot Friday night.

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Faster please.

4. Or this thirtysomething who's having a VERY exclusive party.

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Sorry, this is a "family only" event.

5. This 30-year-old whose weekend beauty regimen starts with a facial.

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Money shot.

6. These thirtysomethings who are obsessed with blowing things up.

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You destruction-loving maniacs, you.

7. And this thirtysomething who knows how to have a proper three-way.

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Already in bed.

8. These thirtysomethings who are done with mind games.

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And into actual games.

9. This thirtysomething who likes to do a little experimenting on the weekends.

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Open to anything really.

10. These thirtysomethings who are willing to take a financial risk on weekends.

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And an indigestion risk too.

11. This thirtysomething who's really into private shows when Saturday night rolls around.

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Lights on too? Kinky.

12. This 30-year-old who has the remedy for a hangover down pat.

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Oh, and Pedialyte helps too I guess.

13. This thirtysomething who ain't afraid to dive into a little fantasy now and again.

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No one's looking — go for it.

14. This thirtysomething whose Sunday afternoon includes ~clearing the pipes~.

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He'll need a long nap after this.

15. Or this thirtysomething who unwinds with her favorite "me time" accessory.

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Super smooth going down.

16. These thirtysomethings who are into the group thing.

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Hot. Literally.

17. And this thirtysomething who's open to anything, including a really good cry, come Sunday night.

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Because they have to wait a week before they can enjoy it all again.

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