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The moment you get to Kohl's, you feel like you're home.
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There's nothing more exhilarating than walking in and thinking, "WHERE DO I START?!"
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You treat your Kohl's cash like it's your first born...
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... because nothing hurts more than missing your window to spend it.
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You always make sure to make your shopping trip WORTH. YOUR. WHILE.
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You get chills pulling off that sticker HOPING that it's 30%...
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...although sometimes you're seriously ~disappointed~.
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Your favorite kind of selfie is the one where you show EVERYONE just how much money you saved.
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...straight-up porn, here.
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You've been known to have ~favorite~ sections at Kohl's. *cough* Star Wars stuff!!! *cough*.
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You DEFINITELY have an alert set up for when big sales happen.
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And the day the Kohl's Black Friday ad comes out is more important to you than Christmas itself.
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You have an eagle-eye for that little black box on the corner of those LCD screens.
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You get extra excited when an item you already bought goes on sale just a few days later.
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You've been so "in the zone" while shopping at Kohl's that you almost, ALMOST, forgot you weren't alone.
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And finally, you have no shame when it comes to showing your Kohl's love out in the world.
