1. This restaurant that serves a "palette-cleanser" on a mold of someone's teeth.
Twitter: @chris_mandle
That someone being THE OWNER, btw.
2. This restaurant that brings out jelly on a maxi pad.
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At least it's ~sanitary~?
3. This restaurant that presents food (for humans) in an actual dog bowl.
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Who's a good boy? You, apparently.
4. This restaurant that serves, IDK...ice cream I guess?, on a flip-flop:
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Also, is that an effing "tooth" I see in the little jar?!
5. This restaurant that brings out pork sandwiches on...OH MY GOD WHY?!?!
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Hard pass, thanks.
6. This eatery that presents its butter on a rock. A goddamn rock, folks.
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SMDH.
7. This restaurant that serves shots of soup in pumps.
Twitter: @simonraess
What the heel?
8. This restaurant that delivers chicken tikka on a miniature staircase.
Twitter: @philipotts
Shout out to the chutney in the cupboard, too.
9. This restaurant that brings shrimp out in an iron.
Twitter: @Zahn0
"I, uh, didn't think this is what you meant by 'cast iron.'"
10. This restaurant that puts grilled chicken skewers...IN A JAR?!
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Where to even begin?
11. This restaurant that uses miniature bricks to hold salt, pepper, and chili flakes.
12. This restaurant that presents carbonara on a shovel. Yes, a shovel.
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Oh, hey look, some perfectly good plates in the background.
13. This restaurant that brings out chocolate pudding in an ashtray.
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Complete with sesame "ash!"
14. This restaurant that keeps bread in...is that roadkill?!
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There's nothing I like more with my bread than fur.
15. This restaurant that, for whatever reason, presents a single raspberry in a silver chicken foot.
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I have so many questions.
16. This restaurant that offers up fried ravioli hanging from a clothesline.
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Just, hangin' around with my lunch.
17. This restaurant that serves a quesadilla in a friggin' sink...
Twitter: @nvcatc
Okay, technically it's on a plate IN a sink, but still begs the question, "WHY?!"
18. ...and sliders on a skateboard?
Twitter: @nvcatc
Stop it.
19. This restaurant that brings dumplings out in a mini shopping cart.
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I mean, I guess it's cute?
20. This restaurant that puts salad in a tin can and sauce in a syringe.
Twitter: @soupykaur
Am I sick?
21. This restaurant that butchers the already butchered meat.
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No.
22. This restaurant that serves a massive burger on a scale JUST to make you feel that much worse.
Twitter: @DaveyWound
Cool, thanks.
23. And finally, this restaurant that serves steak on a fucking LAWNMOWER.
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And they call it a "lawn moo-er." BYEEEEEEEEE.
