1. This restaurant that serves a "palette-cleanser" on a mold of someone's teeth. Twitter: @chris_mandle That someone being THE OWNER, btw. 2. This restaurant that brings out jelly on a maxi pad. eithnefitz / Via instagram.com At least it's ~sanitary~? 3. This restaurant that presents food (for humans) in an actual dog bowl. yorgee15 / Via reddit.com Who's a good boy? You, apparently. 4. This restaurant that serves, IDK...ice cream I guess?, on a flip-flop: hellooklara / Via instagram.com Also, is that an effing "tooth" I see in the little jar?! 5. This restaurant that brings out pork sandwiches on...OH MY GOD WHY?!?! cartshed / Via instagram.com Hard pass, thanks. 6. This eatery that presents its butter on a rock. A goddamn rock, folks. MeatNGrit / Via reddit.com SMDH. 7. This restaurant that serves shots of soup in pumps. Twitter: @simonraess What the heel? 8. This restaurant that delivers chicken tikka on a miniature staircase. Twitter: @philipotts Shout out to the chutney in the cupboard, too. 9. This restaurant that brings shrimp out in an iron. Twitter: @Zahn0 "I, uh, didn't think this is what you meant by 'cast iron.'" 10. This restaurant that puts grilled chicken skewers...IN A JAR?! derwiin / Via reddit.com Where to even begin? 11. This restaurant that uses miniature bricks to hold salt, pepper, and chili flakes. Twitter: @jameslawley :-/ 12. This restaurant that presents carbonara on a shovel. Yes, a shovel. Chinlim15 / Via reddit.com Oh, hey look, some perfectly good plates in the background. 13. This restaurant that brings out chocolate pudding in an ashtray. kzmat / Via reddit.com Complete with sesame "ash!" 14. This restaurant that keeps bread in...is that roadkill?! urdsrevenge / Via reddit.com There's nothing I like more with my bread than fur. 15. This restaurant that, for whatever reason, presents a single raspberry in a silver chicken foot. RroseSselavy / Via reddit.com I have so many questions. 16. This restaurant that offers up fried ravioli hanging from a clothesline. corkboy / Via reddit.com Just, hangin' around with my lunch. 17. This restaurant that serves a quesadilla in a friggin' sink... Twitter: @nvcatc Okay, technically it's on a plate IN a sink, but still begs the question, "WHY?!" 18. ...and sliders on a skateboard? Twitter: @nvcatc Stop it. 19. This restaurant that brings dumplings out in a mini shopping cart. virtual_pie / Via reddit.com I mean, I guess it's cute? 20. This restaurant that puts salad in a tin can and sauce in a syringe. Twitter: @soupykaur Am I sick? 21. This restaurant that butchers the already butchered meat. GrudonFactory / Via reddit.com No. 22. This restaurant that serves a massive burger on a scale JUST to make you feel that much worse. Twitter: @DaveyWound Cool, thanks. 23. And finally, this restaurant that serves steak on a fucking LAWNMOWER. skinatali / Via instagram.com And they call it a "lawn moo-er." BYEEEEEEEEE.