1.
The “I Am Now a Starfish” position:
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The “Fetal Forever” position:
3.
The “I Am One With the Couch” position:
4.
The “SpongeBob Meme but With Pain” position:
5.
The “OK, Now the Pain Is Shooting Through My Back?!” position:
6.
The “I Guess I Live Here Now” position:
7.
The “Let’s Burn This Motherfucker Down” position:
8.
The “I’ve Done It!” position:
9.
And, of course, the “It’s Finally Over!” position: