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Definitely too old for this shit.
"That "After Burner" arcade game will go well with our ottoman."
"Game Boy. Damaged in Gulf War...it still works!"
Spoiler: it didn't end well.
"This is what new parenthood looks like."
To pluck or not to pluck...that is the question.
Don't judge.
"Sorry, can't hang out. House hunting...again."
"Wait for it...only $1.7 mil for the surrounding property."
"But does it have cooling gel beads?"
This is what happens when you stay out after 9 p.m.
"...aaaaand that's a baby. At the bottom of my drink."
Enough with the eating baby food and chocolate poopy diaper game.
Looking forward to the bloody scabbing.
Work. Work. Work. Work...
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