1. Seeing your childhood games in an antique store:
"That "After Burner" arcade game will go well with our ottoman."
2. Or worse, an actual museum:
"Game Boy. Damaged in Gulf War...it still works!"
3. Trying out an advanced level yoga pose:
Spoiler: it didn't end well.
4. Being able to nap anytime...
"This is what new parenthood looks like."
5. ...and anywhere:
Master.
6. Thinking, "NO! NOT YET!" the first time you see this:
To pluck or not to pluck...that is the question.
7. The mission that is finding back pain relief:
Don't judge.
8. Making weekend plans:
"Sorry, can't hang out. House hunting...again."
9. Finding a "house" in your price range:
"Wait for it...only $1.7 mil for the surrounding property."
10. Making one of the most important decisions of your life:
"But does it have cooling gel beads?"
11. Trying to figure out the latest social media app:
12. What "going out" ends up looking like:
This is what happens when you stay out after 9 p.m.
13. Questioning the validity of certain baby shower decorations:
"...aaaaand that's a baby. At the bottom of my drink."
14. In fact, the strangeness of baby showers altogether:
Enough with the eating baby food and chocolate poopy diaper game.
15. The physical pain of correcting mistakes from your youth:
Looking forward to the bloody scabbing.
16. The reason why you never have time to meet up with friends anymore:
Work. Work. Work. Work...
17. And what you're thinking pretty much all day, every day:
Same.
