17 Painful Photos Every Thirtysomething Can Relate To

Definitely too old for this shit.

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1. Seeing your childhood games in an antique store:

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"That "After Burner" arcade game will go well with our ottoman."

2. Or worse, an actual museum:

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"Game Boy. Damaged in Gulf War...it still works!"

3. Trying out an advanced level yoga pose:

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Spoiler: it didn't end well.

4. Being able to nap anytime...

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"This is what new parenthood looks like."

5. ...and anywhere:

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Master.

6. Thinking, "NO! NOT YET!" the first time you see this:

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To pluck or not to pluck...that is the question.

7. The mission that is finding back pain relief:

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Don't judge.

8. Making weekend plans:

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"Sorry, can't hang out. House hunting...again."

9. Finding a "house" in your price range:

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"Wait for it...only $1.7 mil for the surrounding property."

10. Making one of the most important decisions of your life:

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"But does it have cooling gel beads?"

11. Trying to figure out the latest social media app:

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12. What "going out" ends up looking like:

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This is what happens when you stay out after 9 p.m.

13. Questioning the validity of certain baby shower decorations:

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"...aaaaand that's a baby. At the bottom of my drink."

14. In fact, the strangeness of baby showers altogether:

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Enough with the eating baby food and chocolate poopy diaper game.

15. The physical pain of correcting mistakes from your youth:

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Looking forward to the bloody scabbing.

16. The reason why you never have time to meet up with friends anymore:

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Work. Work. Work. Work...

17. And what you're thinking pretty much all day, every day:

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Same.