1.
Hair-pulling. Every time. All the time.
2.
Having your Barbies stolen, destroyed, and used in some elaborate ~battle~...
3.
...and having other toys become part of strange experiments.
4.
Finding your favorite dolls in places you definitely did not leave them...
5.
...and ruined in general.
6.
Never getting a chance to watch the shows YOU wanted to after school.
7.
Having to act as your brother's personal assistant.
8.
Getting this ~wonderful~ surprise when you went to pee in the middle of the night.
9.
Being the victim of this annoying AF older-brother tactic on a daily basis.
10.
And always having to rely on your parents to stop a fight.
11.
Secretly crushing on your brother's friends, but embarrassing yourself every time they came over.
12.
And then finding out YOUR friends are crushing on your brother.
13.
Hovering for what felt like FOREVER because your bro prolonged his "turn" while playing games.
14.
Then struggling to get your brother to play the games you ACTUALLY wanted to.
15.
Being sat, and farted, on, like...A LOT.
16.
Not being able to enjoy a meal a second time.
17.
And finally, always having to be the "lab rat" whenever your brother learned a new ~trick~.
