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17 Times Being A Girl With An Older Brother Was The Greatest Challenge In The World

RIP all my hair that was lost while being yanked out of a ponytail.

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1. Hair-pulling. Every time. All the time.

This actually hurt, and also...WTF?!
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This actually hurt, and also...WTF?!

2. Having your Barbies stolen, destroyed, and used in some elaborate ~battle~...

On a mission with G.I. Joe.
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On a mission with G.I. Joe.

3. ...and having other toys become part of strange experiments.

Introducing: The Amazing Anna and Incredible Elsa, everyone!
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Introducing: The Amazing Anna and Incredible Elsa, everyone!

4. Finding your favorite dolls in places you definitely did not leave them...

Yuck.
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Yuck.

5. ...and ruined in general.

6. Never getting a chance to watch the shows YOU wanted to after school.

I know more about Star Trek than I care too, TBH.
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I know more about Star Trek than I care too, TBH.

7. Having to act as your brother's personal assistant.

UGH.

8. Getting this ~wonderful~ surprise when you went to pee in the middle of the night.

Close the damn lid, please!
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Close the damn lid, please!

9. Being the victim of this annoying AF older-brother tactic on a daily basis.

"Moooooooom!"
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"Moooooooom!"

10. And always having to rely on your parents to stop a fight.

Yessssss.

11. Secretly crushing on your brother's friends, but embarrassing yourself every time they came over.

::Locks self in room forever::
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::Locks self in room forever::

12. And then finding out YOUR friends are crushing on your brother.

::vomits forever::
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::vomits forever::

13. Hovering for what felt like FOREVER because your bro prolonged his "turn" while playing games.

"Just another minute..."
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"Just another minute..."

14. Then struggling to get your brother to play the games you ACTUALLY wanted to.

"But I can't play The Game of Life BY MYSELF!!!"
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"But I can't play The Game of Life BY MYSELF!!!"

15. Being sat, and farted, on, like...A LOT.

Double rude.
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Double rude.

16. Not being able to enjoy a meal a second time.

Yeah, no, that's okay, I didn't want the rest of my fries anyway...
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Yeah, no, that's okay, I didn't want the rest of my fries anyway...

17. And finally, always having to be the "lab rat" whenever your brother learned a new ~trick~.

"Wanna play 52-card pickup?!" SIIIIIIIGH.
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"Wanna play 52-card pickup?!" SIIIIIIIGH.

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