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    17 Truly Savage Tweets About Kids That Are Hilarious

    Kids say the darndest things...and so do their parents!

    Having kids can be a hilariously good time. So here are some of the funniest and most savage tweets about kids on Twitter that I guarantee you'll laugh at if you have (or just know) one...enjoy!

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    If you’re on the fence about having kids, just know this: My husband & I are sitting in the car, in the driveway, so we can talk uninterrupted for maybe 2 minutes.

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    my little cousin rolled up like "so I heard you wanted a brownie" 😐

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    best part of working from home is having your 5y/o run in while you're on a conference call and cry "I accidentally peed in the wrong place"

    Twitter: @behindyourback

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    I cut the crust off my daughter's PB&J and I swear to god I heard her whisper that I'm her bitch now.

    Twitter: @thegladstork

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    [at my funeral] MY KID: *leans into my coffin and whispers* can i play a game on your phone?

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    I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed "yay! TWO christmases!" from the other room.

    Twitter: @JennyPentland

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    4-year-old: Can we get a kitten? Me: I'm allergic. We can't be in the same house. 4: You could sleep outside.

    Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

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    My 11yo wrote me an apology for misbehaving in the car that included "I love you so much but sometimes forget to care about your existence."

    Twitter: @manda_like_wine

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    10: Mom what's a metaphor? Me: My life is a train wreck. 10: I know Mom, but what is a metaphor?

    Twitter: @sardonictart

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    My kid just flushed her socks down the toilet because "dirty stuff goes there." Sound logic, questionable execution.

    Twitter: @daddydoinwork

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    5yo: Just one more question before I go to bed. Me: What? 5yo: What are the lines on your forehead for? Me:... 5yo: Now they look angry.

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    Me: “See this? It’s a fossil of a fish that lived FIFTY MILLION YEARS AGO!” 7yo: “So you were almost born then, right?”

    Twitter: @ReasonsMySonCry

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    Me: How was your day? 9yr old: Not good Me: Wanna talk 9yr old: I just want to play piano, it will help *pounds away mary had a little lamb*

    Twitter: @IjeomaOluo

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    My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: "can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"

    Twitter: @TragicAllyHere

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    My 2yo said she is a grown up. I told her she isn't, that she is a toddler. She replied, "No, I'm a grown up. I'm going to touch knives."

    Twitter: @jessokfine

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    4-year-old: Can I have some of your candy? Wife: I got this for Mother's Day. 4: You're only a mom because of me.

    Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

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    4: What did I earn for being good today? Me: My love and affection. 4: [cries] I don't want that!

    Twitter: @ashleyaustrew

    If you wanna see even more funny tweets about kids in your daily Twitter feed, be sure to give some of these users a follow!