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You're Only Allowed To Laugh At This Post If You Have Boobs

"It's 'put a hoodie on so i don't have to put a bra on' season."

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i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to ur assigned seat

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it's "put a hoodie on so i don't have to put a bra on" season.

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Took off my bra and forgot what I was mad about

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My right boob is named "Full House" and my left boob is named "Fuller House" :/

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My personal brand is resting my boobs on the table when I get tired of holding them up.

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A bra is just a jock strap for your chest balls

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you know who deserves a SAG Award? my boobs

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[first date] Him: Tell me about yourself Me: WELL, i didn’t wear a bra with my dress today so all my boob sweat dripped onto my feet

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Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday.

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Having large boobs is a fun way to tell people you don't jog.

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How sad for swimsuit designers that they've never seen or touched a human boob. I mean, I'm assuming.

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2015: can't show boob on TV 1615: more dick paintings please

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one of my favorite activities is buying a bra and then immediately filing for bankruptcy

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If evolution is real then why don't men have inverted holes in their chests for our boobs to fit into when we hug them

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The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most. Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me.

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RT if popcorn falls out of your bra when you take it off even though you haven't been eating popcorn

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I'm scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts and..Dorito. It was a Dorito in my bra.

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I wanted to feel liberated and empowered so I decided not to wear a bra tonight and now im paying for it from this painful bumpy uber ride

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reasons I grab my boobs: -running upstairs -running downstairs -running -scared -walking through my house in the dark -bored -boobs

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