If McDonald's Made Happy Meal Toys For Thirtysomethings
Not really lovin' it, but trying.
A "Best of Napa Valley" four pack:
An app that translates whatever the hell it is kids are saying today:
A blow up doll to "ooh and aah" at baby showers in your place while you sneak out the back door:
A special nostalgia edition with a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper:
A "sorry I can't make it to your dinner party" starter kit:
A set of keys to that three bedroom you've been obsessing over for weeks:
A cutout mask of your 21-year-old self to slap on whenever you run into someone you haven’t seen in a while:
A fake ID that says you're still 29:
And finally, the world's most perfect pillow:
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