If Disney Princesses Were Thirtysomethings

The cold never bothered me anyway. However, heartburn does.

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Cinderella

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What she'd be up to: Getting fitted for sensible and comfortable shoes.

Elsa and Anna

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What they'd be up to: Embracing their respective cat-mama and human-mama statuses.

Mulan

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What she'd be up to: Realizing her hangovers are much, much worse than they used to be.

Ariel

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What she'd be up to: Figuring out how to make dinglehoppers a tax write-off.

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Rapunzel

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What she'd be up to: Worrying about the three hairs that might replace the white one if she plucks it.

Jasmine

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What she'd be up to: Reluctantly saying goodbye to her twentysomething clothes.

Aurora

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What she'd be up to: Waking up from an afternoon nap that somehow left her even more tired.

Merida

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What she'd be up to: Making this face every time her parents remind her they're the ~only ones~ without grandkids in their friend group.

Tiana

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What she'd be up to: Crying over the fact that she'll never eat another beignet without getting heartburn.

Belle

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What she'd be up to: Trying out her first pair of reading glasses.

Snow White

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What she'd be up to: Binging on Netflix and wine instead of cleaning the house.

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