Dear thirsty friends, Crazy Rich Asians is dropping this week and so are our panties. The rom-com has a wide array of smokin' hot men and we'd be doing a disservice to you if we didn't show you just how sexy they are.
First off, we have the man of the hour, Henry Golding.
He plays Constance Wu's love interest in the film and also ours in real life.
Golding proves time and time again that you don't need water to get wet.
Next, is Pierre Png AKA Michael Teo, who is hard to love in the film, but gets us hard in real life.
Can you blame us? Just look at him.
He just has a way of climbing right into our hearts.
And now let's talk about Harry Shum Jr., who plays Charlie Wu in the film.
You wanna know what else he's playing? With our fucking emotions. These GIFs are TOO much to handle.
The man was born with crazy good looks.
So if anyone knows a spell that can transform us into this dog, please let us know ASAP.
Moving on to Chris Pang, AKA Colin Khoo, AKA our husband?
All this water, and still we are parched.
His back alone could bring peace to many nations.
Next we have Ronny Chieng, who knocks it out of the park as Eddie Cheng and as an iguana daddy too.
Not to mention, our man fills out a suit quite well and is funnier than your fave will ever be.
You know who else can rock a suit like no other? Nico Santos, AKA Oliver T'sien.
We bet he's got a wild side too.
And here's Remy Hii, who plays Alistair Cheng. Looks like he's gettin' warmed up just for you...
...so you can run your fingers through his hair.
And last but not least is Jimmy O. Yang, AKA Bernard Tai, saying "Hello" to you. 😉
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