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15 Funny Tweets About Female Masturbation That Will Make You Laugh Until Your Batteries Run Out

"Why is it called masturbation and not beating around your bush?"

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is ‘beatboxing’ a good euphemism for female masturbation? asking for a friend. she’s a world class beatboxer.

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Did Catholic school ruin my chances at a healthy relationship with my vibrator

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Why is it called masturbation and not beating around your bush?

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My clit watching me grab my vibrator for the fourth time today

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M: *drunk* This vibrator isn't working. H: *from another room* HAS ANYONE SEEN THE REMOTE?

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I'll take the batteries out of the TV remote to use in my vibrator. IDGAF.

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Anythings a dildo if your brave enough

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When you try out the highest setting on the vibrator

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I bought batteries for my toothbrush but put them in my vibrator instead because priorities.

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Shower sex. Only it's me and my vibrator getting it on.

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"Let's call them robots in disguise!" "We've already decided they're personal massagers." -Carl gets outvoted at the vibrator ad meeting.

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my mum left a Superdrug receipt in the bag with my jeans and there’s a fucking vibrator on it

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Remember when a selfie stick was just called a dildo?

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Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"

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