This “Would You Rather” Hot Men Vs. Food Quiz Just Might Break You

Have Dev Patel take you on a romantic day once a week for a year?

Or have someone bring you free pizza once a week for a year?

Receive a private lap dance from Channing Tatum?

Or receive a private meal from Gordon Ramsay?

Slide onto Chris Evans' naked body?

Or slide into a pool full of sprinkles?

Have Ross Butler eat you out, but not be able to tell anyone?

Or eat the greatest meal ever and then have diarrhea immediately?

Receive the greatest sex of your life from Idris Elba, but you have to wear a bag over your head the entire time?

Or receive the world's greatest grilled cheese sandwich, but then bite your cheek really hard at the end?

"69" with Kit Harrington?

Or eat 69 chicken nuggets?

Do it doggy style with John Cho, but then accidentally fart?

Or never get to eat french fries again?

Spend the rest of your life with Paul Rudd?

Or have an endless supply of ice cream for life?

Have sex with Jason Momoa in a dirty public bathroom?

Or eat the most expensive sushi in the world in a dirty public bathroom?

Be handcuffed, then teased by Riz Ahmed?

Or would you rather be handcuffed then teased with the smell of soft-baked pretzels?